If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another

Fair warning, spoilers ahead. Now on with it!

Bulletstorm. I bought it for my wife for Valentine’s Day and she absolutely loved it. It is an incredibly fun and over the top game. One of the things my wife really liked (aside from the Acid Rain skillshot) was the character Trischka, the strong female lead with a mouth like a sailor. My wife absolutely loved being able to play a game with a strong female character who isn’t rubbing your face with her breast or ass cleavage at every opportunity (aside from Halo Reach’s Kat).

This is of course thanks in no small part to Tanya Jessen who specifically said “…Trischka’s character is very much a product of me because I wanted a strong female character that wasn’t stereotypically hot.” I too once had a huge debate on what “sexy” really is, and argued vehemently to subdue the sluttyness of a female character we were creating for a world where all the men looked like they dressed themselves, yet the women looked like they were dressed by a 12 year old whose fantasy had materialized in front of them. I was pretty blown away by how strongly I was being fought, and ultimately we didn’t get the game, but I’m sure it was for unrelated reasons.

So of course after my wife’s new-found fandom for Trischka I felt like buying her Trischka’s outfit for her Avatar. And what I found was this:

“Daddy’s Girl”. This is shitty. Here is why: 1) It is revealing a spoiler, albeit a minor one, prominently as a decoration on the shirt. 2) It doesn’t match the in-game character. That should be argument enough not to create this thing in the first place. 3) It perpetuates a “girl gamer” stereotype. Not every female gamer has a gamertag like “GamingGurlOMG”, “HaloCutie1983″, “HottieMcKillstreak”, and it’s frustrating for women who consider themselves just “gamers” and not “girls” first and “gamers” second. But that’s a whole can of worms I don’t feel like getting into just yet. I’ll save it for another time.

I really believe that if I were in Tanya Jessen’s shoes, and I fought for months to create a badasss character and shared the harrowing experience with the world, I would be infuriated to have my character relegated to a stereotype.

Of course, one of my biggest complaints as an artist and designer is ruining a character design, so I thought I would share some ideas for other really cool avatar outfits.

First up: Ghost from Modern Warfare 2

It really defines his character, right? I’m sure I would have bought this outfit if only it revealed such a key component to the story.

Next: John Marston from Red Dead Redemption

Here we have a beautiful bullet hole pattern to constantly remind you of your eminent demise.

Last and certainly least is Alan Wake:

No real spoilers here, but who wouldn’t want a stylish reminder of what makes you so important? Yeah, FLASHLIGHT! (I didn’t play Alan Wake, sorry.)

These are all the ones I could think up and have the time to make. Anyone have any better ideas?

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